Dragon Island
The ideal spot for that holiday home you've always wanted to build, or for a remote base from which to launch an attack on your enemies, Dragon Island is thirty-four square miles of lush, prime real-estate. Its exact location is top-secret, but we can tell you that it is more than six hundred miles from any other trace of civilization and well clear of the flight paths of commercial air traffic.
The island's most notable feature is, of course, the distinctive natural rock formation in its center that gives it its name, but it also features a 50,000 square-foot underground facility that has recently been extensively renovated. The facility also boasts three undersea access points, two helipads and a flourishing herb garden.
Those of you with a concern for the environment will be pleased to know that Dragon Island is carbon-neutral: the underground facility draws 100% of its power from geothermal energy, so its impact on the natural balance of the island is minimal.
Potential buyers should be aware that the long-disused missile silos are now home to some of the island's indigenous species. There are also rumors of a mysterious "ape-man" creature living in the jungle, though there is little evidence to support this: if there ever was such a beast, it has by now almost certainly been killed and eaten by the giant spiders.
Cost: $20,000,000,000 (if you intend to use your $10 discount voucher please inform our sales team before finalizing the order, as discounts cannot be applied retroactively).
Viewing strictly by appointment only. You may feel free to attempt to locate the island by yourself, in which case everyone here at SHS will be more than willing to sign the condolence card for your next of kin.